Rand Paul Rages In Epic Festivus Tweetstorm: “Thanks To Trump, We’re All Saying Merry Christmas Again”

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has ended 2018 together with his annual “Festivus” Tweetstorm – roasting Washington DC in an epic trend utilizing the Seinfeld-created vacation custom’s “Airing of Grievances” (which is in fact adopted by Feats of Power). 

Paul begins off his 25-tweet sermon in search of Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).

From there, Paul says it is “time to speak” about sure individuals in Washington he has grievances with, “as a result of it is the vacation season.” 

“Let’s begin with POTUS I just like the President, I actually do. I do know individuals don’t imagine me. However the man appears to have an issue retaining workers round him. However they solved the issue. I went to the White Home the opposite day and there have been at the very least 14 ppl in Mick Mulvaney masks.”

Paul then notes that because of the passage of prison justice reform, “and coming house from wars,” that he should have plenty of affect on Trump. “It it true,” Paul states. “I am on the telephone with him a great quantity. However I’ve to inform you, I have not gotten a phrase in on him in over a yr.” 

Jared Kushner was up subsequent, whom Paul is glad he “acquired to know,” as a result of “earlier than that I used to be a bit suspicious he was the child for the Omen film all grown up.”

Turning to Trump’s border wall – Paul had a suggestion to enhance safety: 

Subsequent, the nice Senator from Kentucky turned to Congress – noting that issues “had been so unhealthy this week they made my good friend Mike Lee say “doggone”. It was nuts.” 

Lindsey Graham (R-SC) acquired the remedy subsequent – with Paul joking of Graham’s penchant for battle “I’ve to inform you; I haven’t seen a Senator who loves conflict this a lot for the reason that Star Wars Prequels.”

“Lindsay and I had been on the identical facet on overseas coverage for about 5 minutes just a few weeks in the past, relating to the Saudis. He stated it was an indication of “finish instances”. I assume we’re all gonna dwell a bit longer in any case,” Paul added. 

On the subject of outgoing Secretary of Protection James Mattis, Paul famous “Many of those individuals maintain these two views: 1 – that it was horrible to depart the conflict in Syria and a pair of – that it’s horrible that Common Mattis left, since he was what stored the President from beginning WWIII or one thing. I don’t perceive the way you maintain each of these views.”


Paul provided temporary condolences to the neocons – as their rag, The Weekly Customary simply folded, and Trump simply made a decidedly anti-Neocon transfer with the Syria withdrawal. “I actually assume their vacation is already unhealthy sufficient, I do not need to pile on,” Paul stated. 

Besides – in relation to Nationwide Safety adviser John Bolton: 

Paul ends by saying that he and Democrat Cory Booker (NJ) really discovered mutual floor on just a few points – resembling hemp legalization and prison justice reforms, which should be “a Festivus miracle as a result of Congress handed and the President signed BOTH of these issues this week.” 


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